RADISH SO RED
Poetry. Either
you get it, or you don’t. I was eight and waiting with dread in the dentist’s
office. The dentist was a friend of the family, and in later years when I went
to him in an emergency I discovered the reason for the dread. The man was
rough! Ouch! A long sustained and very painful ouch.
The advantage to
this particular dentist’s office was a round table with a number of children’s
books spread out, heaped up, and piled upon the table. In the midst of the pile
was a book featuring Sir Giles and the Reluctant Dragon. I was enchanted by the
tale of a little boy, my age, who struck up a friendship with a gentle and
poetic dragon who lived in a cave above the town.
The townsfolk, a
savage and narrow minded lot, also discovered the dragon and called on the
aging Sir Giles to deliver them from the dragon. (Sir Giles in the story was actually a stand-in
for St. George).
I remember it
this way: Sir Giles and I set off up the hill to find a resolution to this
crisis. We three of course enjoy a fine picnic, cold chicken upon the grassy
lawn before the dragon’s lair. As a child I often rejoiced to enter into a good
story. I still do. Being an uncommitted bystander just isn’t very exciting,
especially when waiting with dread in the dentist’s office.
A central
problem arises. The dragon is a very gentle fellow, hard to anger, and can only
puff out a little smoke. He explains it this way:
The Dragon:
You've got to be mad to breathe fire, but I'm not mad at anybody.
Myself as the
Boy: But try real hard. Concentrate.
[the dragon
tries, but all he can muster is a puny smoke ring]
The Dragon: Not
very good, is it?
Me: Nope. Too
bad you're not a real dragon, instead of a punk poet.
The Dragon:
[Angry] "Punk poet"?
[Now fire is
coming out of his mouth]
The Dragon: Ooh,
say that again.
Me: Punk poet.
The Dragon:
Again.
Me: Punk poet.
The Dragon:
Again.
Me: Punk poet.
The Dragon:
[Delighted] Ooh, I'm mad! I'm mad! I'm mad!
Me: Punk poet!
Punk poet! Punk poet!
Sir Giles, not
to be outdone professes to be a bit of a bard himself. Then comes the electrifying
moment, that magic moment when I discover poetry. Sir Giles begins to reach
towards a dish of radishes on the picnic spread before him and intones his
poem.
Radish so red
Radish so red
Plucked from the
heart of your warm little bed
[He plucks a
radish from the bowl and holds it up]
Sprinkle some
salt on the top of your head
[He sprinkles
some salt on the radish and eats it with loud crunching sound: crunch, crunch]
Delicious.
Now that’s the
way I remember it, and I ought to know for I was there.
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