I don’t believe in
giants which was why I didn't see the man who got into the elevator beside me. He was so tall that he had to bend his knees and bow his head to stand in the
elevator and the size of his shoes was enormous. He was neatly dressed in a
business suit with a white shirt and tie. Now all this is anecdotal and not
scientific, so therefore it didn't happen. It couldn't have because there is no
such thing as giants, and I obviously didn't see him because I don’t believe in
giants.
I don't believe in
Trolls either for the very simple reason that belief in Trolls is unscientific,
and no scientist that I know believes in them either. Well, I don't know any
scientists personally and I've never had the opportunity to talk with scientists
about whether or not Trolls exist, but it is obvious that belief in Trolls is
unscientific. Everybody knows that, which is why I don't believe in Trolls
either. Well? Have you ever seen a Troll? I thought not! I haven't either,
which is why they don't exist.
Then, in a way, my
acceptance of my own existence is not terribly scientific either, being purely
anecdotal based on things like the fact that after a day on my feet, my feet
are sore. That merely proves that I have
a subjective experience that I call “sore feet,” but it no way proves whether
or not I actually have feet, or whether or not my perception of having feet
cooked up in the emotional pressure cooker I call a brain, that is if indeed I
have a brain.
Dr. Samuel Johnson
and his biographer Boswell went to Church to hear Bishop Berkeley. Coming out from Church they discussed the
sermon. Boswell reports, “After we came
out of the church, we stood talking for some time together of Bishop Berkeley's
ingenious sophistry to prove the non-existence of matter, and that every thing
in the universe is merely ideal. I observed, that though we are satisfied his
doctrine is not true, it is impossible to refute it. I never shall forget the
alacrity with which Johnson answered, striking his foot with mighty force
against a large stone, till he rebounded from it -- "I refute it
thus" [Boswell: Life of Johnson].
There are a number of
things that materialistic modern man refuses to entertain, but on no other
reason better than my reason for not believing in giants or trolls, or for that
matter, scientists, if you've never met a scientist. It’s a wide, wide, universe out there, and
there are more wights in that universe than either you or I ken.
In our view of reality they are like a man I
knew of who travelled from London to Boston, Massachusetts and spent his entire
time in Chelsea a few miles from the airport.
He returned to London not much impressed with what he had seen. He was
like the Maine fisherman who took the train to Union Station in the City of New
York, but the depot was so big he never did get to see the city.
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