A News Flash from our Down
East Correspondent Shadrach Spencer
Maynard and Otis Go A
Turkey Hunting
Maynard Wilkins was a takin’ Otis
Handley out a turkey huntin’ on a fahrm up Vassalboro way. The fahrmer was Maynard’s
friend and said he could hunt anytime it were wild turkey season, but to stop
by the house fuhst to let him know he was theyah.
On the day they went out to hunt, Maynard
said that he needed to stop by the house an’ talk to the fahrmer.
They drove right
up to the house and Maynard got out of the pickup truck a sayin’ he’d be right back.
While inside the house, the fahrmer told Maynard he had a mule that needed to
be put down but he just couldn’t bring himself to do it. He’d had the old mule
for a long time so Maynard said he’d take care of it.
Maynard thought he’d play a joke on
Otis so he walked out of the house and went over to his pickup truck, reached in, got
his rifle and went over and shot the mule. Then Otis asked what he was a doin’.
Maynard told him that the fahrmer was a jerk and had said that they couldn’t
hunt; so he was mad and shot the mule to teach the fahrmer a lesson.
A true story, thanks to Ken Parkhurst, but transported from Texas and adapted to Maine.
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